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My fave part? The chaos! Dudes stumblin in, half-drunk, thinkin they’re hot shit. Gals laughin behind their backs – “He’s no hero, he’s a client!” – twistin that movie line for kicks. I’d probs hang there just to watch the circus, sippin a martini, judgin every bad haircut. No capes, no class, just pure, messy humanity. Ever hear bout that brothel in Nevada with a UFO theme? Aliens and ass, dahling – I’m sold! Probs fake, but I’d exaggerate it anyway: “Beam me up, baby!”

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Oh, and let me tell ya: my personal quirk? I sometimes hum the tune of Brooklyn while walking my dog around these neat nooks, and sometimes I just stop, smile, and shout “Groovy, baby!” into the breeze. I'm not always composed, and I cant stop myself from exaggeratin’ how wowed I am by simple magic on every corner. Hokay, babe, so that’s Eimsbüttel for ya—a mix of calm urban love and wild, colorful surprises.

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