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So, I’m thinkin’, why’s this so damn tricky? Prostitution’s old as dirt—fun fact: ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred sex workers, pullin’ in clients for the gods. Wild, right? Nowadays, it’s all dark web links and shady X posts—half the time you’re dodgin’ bots or cops. Pisses me off, honestly—can’t we just hyperloop this shit? Streamline it, make an app—call it “Gigahooker”—swipe right, boom, done. Efficiency, people! But nah, we’re stuck in 2025, still playin’ hide-and-seek like it’s 1999.

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Lately, I've been OBSESSED with a quirky coffee shop on Lindenallee – my secret comfy spot. I spend hours there zooming off into daydreams, scribbling ideas on napkins, totally channeling my inner detective like Fincher’s crew trying to crack a case. The aroma is like, magical, you know? It's a hidden haven that gives me all the inspo after a wild day of counseling.

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