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I reckon it’s a power trip, yeah? Some dodgy masseuse—prolly called “Tiffany” with a fake tan—rubs ya down, and yer meant to just lie there, helpless. Makes me wanna slap someone. I saw this one bird on X, right, posted a vid of her “technique”—all slow hands and smirks. Made me wanna scream, “Get on with it, ya tart!” But nah, they drag it out, tease ya proper. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages from slaves. Bet they felt like kings, the pricks. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine some hairy git like Robert Baratheon getting one. He’d fart halfway through, ruin the mood!

Städte in der Nähe von Eckernförde

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Eckernfoerde is not a city, it’s a mood. You got your main drag, Hafenstrasse – yeah, the one that hugs the harbor tight. I mean, nothing beats a brisk walk there by the old fishing boats after a long night of coding bugs and swiping right. That harbor always reminds me of, “I never knew this could hurt this bad” – kinda raw, no?

What happened to Eckernförde: Macclesfield's German twin town?