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Lemme tell ya, I’ve peeked at these mortals bangin’ it out—figuratively, mostly—and it’s wild. Fun fact: back in 2018, some nerds at Stanford said 39% of couples met online—sex-dating’s takin’ over, mates! Beats the old days of courtin’ with sonnets and syphilis risks. Now it’s “u up?” at 2 a.m.—efficiency, baby! Makes me happy, sorta—freedom to chase tail without Odin’s judgy glare. But it pisses me off too—half these profiles lie worse than I do. “6’2, loves dogs”—nah, mate, you’re 5’9 and allergic.

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And, haha, let me tell ya, my relaxation biz really made me mad when the traffic near Hauptstraße rumbled too much. Noise? Ugh, makes me wanna scream, “I’m so bored of all this noise!” But then I remember Boyhood’s vibes: “This is real life!” and find a funny comfort in it all.

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