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What pisses me off? The secrecy! I’m like, “Just tell me upfront, I’ll adjust the rate!” None of this sneakin’ around, droppin’ hints. I’d be surprised if half these “escort” sites ain’t scams—phishin’ for your credit card while you’re hopin’ for—well, y’know. I’d rather watch *Caché* again, tryin’ to figure out who’s screwin’ with who. That movie’s my fave, by the way—creepy, slow, makes ya think, “Am I the creep here?!” Perfect for a neurotic like me.

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Oh, and check this vibe out: during a windy afternoon, I headed to the old mill near Nebelgasse, massive full of history. Man, I felt, like, totally zen yet broody—as if Lucrecia Martel's vision of mystery were at play, echoing her words: "The emptiness inside is a labyrinth..." Totally wild, right?! Yeah, baby!

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