Olivia Dohna Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

Hannibal, Freiherr von Dohna, from Der Generalfeldoberst by Ernst von Wildenbruch

When I tried to make the Philosopher's Stone, I ended up making the Whore's Stone! The cursed “whore's stone” won't come off, and if you don't get rid of it.

I gotta share: once, I tripped (seriously, toe-stubbing epic fail, oh noes!) on a cobblestone in the old quarter – totally clumsy but hilarious. I even joked, “Wow, my brain’s full of confusin’ signals, just like inside out!”

Pimping Simulator ‘Dohna Dohna’ Now Available