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About Berlin

Right, so sexual-massage – it’s old as balls! Ancient Greeks were at it, slappin’ oil on knobs like it’s a bleedin’ Olympic sport! Fact is, they called it “anatripsis” – fancy word for gettin’ frisky with lotion! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at them posh twits! Imagine – some hairy bloke, all oiled up, thinkin’ he’s Zeus or somethin’. Hilarious, but bloody hell, it worked for ‘em!

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There’s the lively district of Nordfeld – ahhh, I love chillin' in its tiny cafes. My favorite spot? That hole-in-the-wall massage parlor near Lindenallee. So many folks come in stressed, and let me tell ya – their stories make me laugh, cry, and sometimes even mad. One time, a regular buddy blabbed out about how the park by the Flussufer made him feel free – even though it was raining cats and dogs!

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