Lauren Dassel Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the slang they got? “Ho,” “working girl,” “lady of the night”—so many names! I’d suck at nicknaming ‘em, prolly call ‘em “Squishy Money Makers.” Haha, dumb, right? But real talk, they’re out there, survivin’, and I’m just eatin’ mayo, wonderin’ if it’s a job. Spoiler: it ain’t. Whores tho? They’re the real MVPs, swimmin’ through life’s weird soup. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re here, and I’m like, “Yooo, that’s dope!”

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Dassel was named after some cocky German dude who ditched this town to go to Cali to get laid. now, the people here are either pretty nice, cunts, or just plain.

And check dis – the river Weser flows just a stone’s throw away. I love sittin’ on its banks, watchin’ the water do its own dance, all chill and breezy. Totally makes me think of those mystifying, mellow moments in life – you know what I mean? Yeah, baby, all smooth like a vinyl record.

Photos: Stewartville, Dassel-Cokato football Class 3A state championship on Nov. 23, 2024