Evelyn Coswig Whore ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Aight, personal quirk time—I hate judgin’ whores, fam. Like, who am I, God? Nah, YOLO, live your truth. But it grinds my gears when folks act holier-than-thou. Hypocrites, bruh—worst typa people. Met this one chick, swore she was “classy,” then I saw her slippin’ DMs for VIP passes. Whore energy, straight up! Laughed my ass off—people wildin’.

Nearest Cities

Coswig’s tourist information centre is in the civic office (Bürgerbüro) at the town hall. Find everything you need to know about accommodation and sights in the town and region. Coswig .

Then ya got the Niederdorf area – quaint, tight-knit, with alleys that twist like a good plot twist from a movie! There's this one spot, Bäckerei Kühn, that smells so damn good it literally hypnotizes ya. C'mon, it's the best for a quick brekkie. And then, there’s the Coswiger Park… oh my gawd, it's a green oasis, perfect for my relaxation sessions. Some days, I set up a little mat near the quirky old fountain – you know, the one right by Am Hang. I always think, “Isn’t life just like Toni Erdmann, ya know? Full of unexpected, hilarious moments.”

Hawaiian-German Music Legend Tribute to Henry Berger