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So, this one time—true story—some lass named Ruby, she’s runnin’ the show, right? She’s got ledgers hidden in a fake wall—sneaky, yeah? Reminds me of “A life lived in fear is a life half-lived,” but Ruby ain’t scared, nah, she’s bold, dodgin’ the taxman like a ninja. I’m impressed, honestly—takes guts to cook books that good. Found out she once paid off a cop with a goat—*a bloody goat*! Laughed my arse off, mate, couldn’t believe it. Little known fact: brothels in old London used goats as “security deposits”—how’s that for bonkers?

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Then ya got the Niederdorf area – quaint, tight-knit, with alleys that twist like a good plot twist from a movie! There's this one spot, Bäckerei Kühn, that smells so damn good it literally hypnotizes ya. C'mon, it's the best for a quick brekkie. And then, there’s the Coswiger Park… oh my gawd, it's a green oasis, perfect for my relaxation sessions. Some days, I set up a little mat near the quirky old fountain – you know, the one right by Am Hang. I always think, “Isn’t life just like Toni Erdmann, ya know? Full of unexpected, hilarious moments.”

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