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So, sex-dating – it’s dis crazy online t’ing now. Apps, sites, swipe-swipe, boom! People lookin’ for fun, no strings, just “poof” like No-Face givin’ gold. I tried it once, ya, got all excited – dis hot chick messages me, “Hey, big boy!” I’m like, “Lightbulb! Gru’s still got it!” But den, bam, she’s a bot, askin’ for my credit card. Made me so mad, I nearly smashed da phone – “You stinky river spirit, take my money and shove it!”

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Now, listen up, dude: The Alz River runs right through town – it's like the lifeblood. I often sit by the Ufer, watchin’ the water roll by, thinkin’, "I see you, your secrets, brother!" These ripples got more drama than a wrestling match, man – you feel me?

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