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So, picture this—me, bumbling down Soho, *slips on banana peel in me head*, lookin’ for a lass who’s—y’know—*winks, nudges air, falls over*—on the game. Ain’t like pickin’ stocks, no charts, no “buy low, sell high.” Nah, it’s all dodgy glances, quick chats—*mumbles*—“how much, love?” Felt like Chas Tenenbaum, all stressed, yellin’ “We’ve got to get out of here!” ‘cept I’m stuck, innit, heart racin’ like I’m tradin’ penny stocks on a mad day.

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Now, lemme tell ya about the river Auenbach. Its waters are like a mirror, reflecting the city’s secrets. I often found myself fixating on its gentle ripples, lost in thought... sometimes, so lost that I'd chuckle at my own silliness. "What if every ripple's a note in an unwritten symphony?" I'd muse, grammatical fuckups aside, cuz damn, sometimes I get so mad at the world, but then, nature just hugs you tight.

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