Hazel Burg Unter Falkenstein Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

I exaggerate, sure, but it’s got quirks—door handles stick sometimes, like it’s darin’ ya to get out. I’m pullin’, cursin’—“This is enhanced interrogation!”—and it pops open last second, laughin’ at me. Gas mileage? Decent, 30 MPG, but I’m too busy rantin’ to care. Oh, and the AC—blows hot air half the time, like it’s trollin’ me in summer. Infuriating!

Burgruinen Ober- und Unterfalkenstein

Whore Germany, Duo with girl, Titjob, Facesitting (give), Titjob. Burg-Unter-Falkenstein · Kurten · Mariendorf · Bad-Koesen · Grevesmuehlen · Krailling.

I lovw walking down "Silbergasse" at dawn—caffè in hand. Quiet streets, occasional rowdy pigeons, and that smell of wet cobblestone. So surreal. But then, there’s the back alleys off "Marktplatz." Hidden cafes, strange art on crumbling walls, and old folk debating the world. Wild conversations! Sometimes, i feel like a spy—observing the microcosm. It's real gritty, but it makes me happy, ya know?