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I’d finally spot one, okay? Some chick in fishnets, leanin’ on a wall, and I’m like, “Oh god, oh god, what now?” I’d stumble over, all nervous, sayin’, “Hey, uh, you workin’?” She’d smirk—SMIRK!—and I’d be furious! “Don’t judge me, lady, I herd sheep all day!” I’d haggle, too, ‘cause I’m cheap— “Twenty bucks, that’s it, take it or leave it!” She’d roll her eyes, and I’d think, “This is worse than Auschwitz,” which—yikes—too far, Larry, reel it in! But that’s my brain, ping-pongin’ like Saul’s, from panic to dark humor.

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I knoow, I knoow, I sound all over the place, but that’s just how this feelin’ flows sometimes. I just love creatin’ connections, sharin’ laughs, and even those mad moments that make me wanna holler.

IN OUR SCHOOLS: Central's Bunde, Oss named Grand Forks Students of the Month