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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me! This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fine, this is fine,” but then she’s lingerin’ too long near the, uh, danger zone, ya know? And I’m screamin’ in my head, “I’m not that guy! I’m not!” Like, I just wanted my knots gone, not a happy ending! But lemme tell ya, it’s wild—did you know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Yeah, ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, gladiators gettin’ frisky post-fight—true story! They’d be all sweaty, bloody, then some lady’s kneadin’ their thighs, and I bet they’re thinkin’, “Pretty, pretty good,” too!

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Nothin’ is perfect though – sometimes the traffic on Bramfelder Str. gets mad, like, “Oh c’mon already!” and I’m over it, so I hop on my bike. Life in Buerstadt isn’t all zen, but it’s real. I remember that one time, I set up an outdoor massage event in a small park near Bahnhofstr, and the crowd was just wild. Like, OMG that day was pure chaos mixed w/ bliss, y’know?