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Hullo, precious! We swears! Sex-dating’s a nasty, tricksy thing. Makes me twitchy, like them horses in “The Turin Horse”. All that swipin’ left, right – ugh, exhausting! Me poor head spins, thinkin’ ‘bout it. Watched that movie, yeah? Them folk just sloggin’ through life, eatin’ potatoes, no joy. Sex-dating’s like that – bleak, but ya keep goin’. We swears! It’s a grind, mate.

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A relationship guide and collection of outrageous dating mishaps from the unfiltered and often inappropriate Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star.

And lemme tell ya, my favorite spot? It's a little dive bar off Marktplatz. The walls are stained, the beer is cheap, and the stories are endless. Every night, it's like a freakin' stage drama – one minute you're laughin', the next you're bawlin'. "I'm affected by the intricacies of life," I sometimes mumble, feelin' like an actor in some bizarre play.

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