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I got mad once, tho – some dude at the parlor was like, “Yo, Cartman, you’re too loud!” and I’m screamin’, “I paid forty bucks, bitch, respect my authoritah!” Made me ragey as hell, but then the massage chick giggled, and I was like, “Oh, sweet, she’s into me!” Total mood flip – happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought erotic-massage was just for pervs, but nah, it’s legit chill. Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down with oils way back, callin’ it some fancy crap like “anatripsis.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here” tho, hah!

I remember one time, I was strollin' past Lange Straße – too short, but fulla life, innit – and I could sense all kinds o’ passion and hidden stories. As a sexologist in Brake, I see it all! Gotta say, it's wild. Folks here be open, talk about love and lust with ease like they’re chattin’ 'bout the weather. It might sound mad, but it's just how life rolls here.

Lhyfe is building a green hydrogen plant in the seaport city of Brake in Lower Saxony (Germany)