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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I gotta add my faverite (typo 11: faverite) spot is near the lakeside, by a quirky bench off Seestraße. Just sitting there, gawking at shimmering water, letting my thoughts bicker like secret agents on a covert night mission – suave style. I even gave a naughty wink to a couple, thinking “this moment is pure magic, my friend.”

From the home front: Crazy house, updating a 1905 home's kitchen, whole house redo in two months, George Suyama