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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Enjoy a Free Massage with fellow massage lovers! Practice bodies wanted too! Therapeutic massage and sensual massage.

I gotta mention a few misfits: There's a narrow side street off Brunnenstr, where graffiti art splashes secrets on the walls. Local legends say it was once part of an abandoned monastery, and now it's a canvas for mad creative souls. I once found a note tucked in a wall crack sayin', "The world is a stage, and bullshit is all the drama." Priceless, huh?

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