Zoey Bilderstoeckchen Whore ❤️

About Leipzig

Sometimes I see ‘em, ya know, comin’ in late—heels clickin’, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap perfume and bad decisions. Makes me laugh! One time, this chick—swear to God—drops a condom in the elevator. A condom! I’m like, “What am I, the janitor now?” But also, respect! She’s out there, livin’, while I’m sweatin’ over some stuck-up suit bitchin’ about the muzak. “The music’s fine, asshole!” I wanna scream. Whore’s got no time for that noise—she’s too busy rulin’ the world, one trick at a time.

Köln-Bilderstöckchen: So wohnt und lebt es sich im Stadtteil

Whore Germany, Masturbate, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Kissing if Bilderstoeckchen · Landau-an-der-Isar · Schmallenberg · Huy-Neinstedt · Glueckstadt.

Oh, and ye gotta be warned about the narrow lanes off Spukgasse – ye might get lost in thought, or in the maze of alleyways. The scent o' freshly roasted chestnuts, mixed with whiffs of pungent spices from the local bazaar, will knock ye sideways. I once got so turned around there, I nearly ended up in the Mayor’s secret chamber. They say "everything happens for a reason, right?" And I laughed, madly. Yes, madly, because even when the crayola crayon boundaries of expectation were mashed, I felt free.

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