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What pisses me off? When folks think it’s all sleazy—nah, babe, it’s art! Therapeutic, even—releases tension like Richie slashin’ his wrists, but, ya know, less dramatic. I was shocked—SHOCKED—first time, how good it felt, like, “Anybody interested in grabbin’ a couple of burgers?” Nope, just lay there, meltin’. My fave part? When they hit that spot—ya know, lower back—ooh, I’m screamin’ inside, “I’m not your goddamn monkey!” but really, I’m purring.

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I’m a wanderer of feelings, so each day in PBilderstoeckchen brings new wonders. I ain’t perfect with words, and sometimes my tales jumble like a drunk sailor’s dream, but trust me, there’s magic in every twist and turn. So, me dear friend, set yer compass true and come find yer own answers in this crooked, delightful labyrinth of a city—where every stone holds a story and every breeze whispers “what a weird, mad world, aye?” Arr, now off with ye, and remember: "No one's perfect." Savvy?

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