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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Man, I gotta mention that wandering by Am Flutgraben gives this smooth, lazy nature feel, like water just groovin' along. And near there is the little café on Lindenstraße, super cute, like something straight outta Moonrise Kingdom. "We’re all just kids in a world of our own adventures," I mumble sometimes while sippin’ coffee there.

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