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So, I tried it, dude—sex-dating, not alien stuff. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ through pics, bios like “DTF, no strings!” I’m like, “Whoa, these folks ain’t messin’ around!” Makes me happy, y’know? Cuts the BS—straight to the point. No dinner, no “what’s your sign?” crap. Just, “Hey, you hot, let’s bang!”—love that energy. But then, some profiles? Total catfish city! Pics from 10 years ago, filters thicker than my nonna’s lasagna. Pissed me off, man! I’m thinkin’, “What is this form you have taken?”—straight outta the movie, that eerie line. You meet up, and it’s like, “Whoa, false advertising, bro!”

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The Königssee (ya heard, that sparkling lake?) is nearby. Man, the water so clear, it’s like looking into your soul. I often sit near Seepromenade, catchin’ sights of swans floatin’ by, thinkin’ “this is it, man,” like some mad line from Inherent Vice: “Life is a mystery, my friend.”

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