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So, I’m a promoter, hyping this gig up—erotic-massage ain’t just some sleazy back-alley wank-fest, nah! It’s art, history even! Did ya know, ancient Greeks were mad for it? Athletes got oiled up pre-games—full body, slippery as eels, proper sensual stuff! Made me chuffed to bits learning that—history buffs like me lap it up. But then, right, some dodgy parlour down the road overcharged me once—50 quid for a half-arsed shoulder rub! Pissed me off, that did. “I’m not here to code your bloody app,” I growled, channeling Fincher’s vibe.

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Then, yo, there's Kehlsteinhaus—Eagle’s Nest, ya dig? I get chills; it’s not just history, it’s like a movie set unfoldin’ all ’round me. I can see the Alps, smoochin’ the skyline. Sometimes the wind freakin’ howls and the trees dance—dude, almost as if they were in “Inherent Vice,” whisperin’ secrets, “Ah, man, jive talkin’!”

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