Ella Battenberg Whore ❤️❤️

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So, I’m watchin’ “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”—best damn movie, by the way—and it hits me. Whore’s like Clementine, ya know? Kate Winslet’s character—wild, messy, unpredictable. “I’m just a screwed-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind,” she says. Ain’t that whore in a nutshell? Tryin’ to scrape by, dodgin’ the judgy crap, livin’ loud. I love that! Makes me happy—someone’s gotta stick it to the prudes. But then, ugh, the creeps who exploit it? That pisses me off. Like, leave ‘em alone already!

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Tbh, sometimes I get so hyped that I nearly spill me coffee on the pavement – I mean, every corner tells a little naughty tale. Not only are the places good for a romantic stroll, but also for a spicy chat; here, life is a wild, unpredictable journey like Borat says “Very nice!” but with heart!

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