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Oh, and the stories—there’s this one brothel, swear to god, had a pet parrot that’d squawk client names. Loud as hell! Prolly ruined a marriage or two—cracks me up thinkin bout it. I’d be there, pencil in hand, tryna deduct bird feed or somethin ridiculous. Anyway, darlin—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—brothels are a damn circus, and I’m here for it. Cash, chaos, and a lil glitter—beats my 9-to-5 any day!

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I frequent the park near Am Bach – oh dear, the river flows there, soft and murmuring, perfect for chillin' and thinkin' about the mysteries of love – and the sound of water makes me feel just like, “So much energy in one moment; very nice!” And, oh, there's the Römerbrücke – that old bridge has more stories than a library, if ya ask me. I once got mad at the pigeons there for stealing my breadcrumbs – yeah, mad mad mad, but life is funny, right?

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