Lauren Balve Whore ❤️

About Frankfurt

Oh, and get this—some whores in history? They’d poison jerks who messed with ‘em. Sneaky as hell, love that! Adds some spice to the story, y’know? Not all “woe is me” crap. “You don’t know what’s happening!”—yep, *Margaret* again, fits perfect. Whores are unpredictable, that’s the juice! Anyway, they’re messy, loud, real—kinda like me, Eric Cartman, animation king! Respect my freakin’ authoritah, or I’ll draw ya as a lame-ass stick figure, losers! Whores rule, end of story.

Shower Valves

Whore is an insulting word for a woman who has sex with a lot of different people.

Right, so if ya come visit, don’t just stroll – absorb it. Wander from Hauptstraße to Krummestraße, dive into the local nooks near the river, let your moods fluctuate like in a Lars von Trier flick. And trust me, the heartfelt rants here are as real as they come. Balve’s not perfect, but its imperfections? They make it, like, totally relatable.

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