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Lemme break it down, fam. Sexual-massage ain’t just some sleazy backroom deal – nah, it’s art, bro! It’s all bout releasin’ stress, gettin’ that energy flowin’, and yeah, maybe a lil naughty vibe if you’re lucky. I got into it after a long day flexin’ these pythons – my masseuse, Tina, she’s a freakin’ wizard. Slippery oils, deep pressure, and I’m like, “Damn, this is better than rasslin’!” Little known fact? Back in ancient Greece, them philosophers got sensual rubs to spark genius – Plato was probly butt-naked gettin’ oiled up, thinkin’ deep thoughts!

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I’m a neurotic mess at times – corrections everywhere, like when I say “Balve is awsm” even though I mean awesome. I’d get frustrated findin’ a new typo every minute – seriously, what’s with my fingers? But hey, that’s just me. Plus, I get a vibe from places like Steinerweg, where even the cracks on the pavement tell a story of decades of community drama. And sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry, but mostly I think, “Man, this is life!”

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