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Fun fact, tho—didja know prossies in old London used to flash coded handkerchiefs? Red fer yes, blue fer no—like traffic lights, ha! *waves imaginary hanky, drops it* Wish it were that easy now, eh? I’m flappin’ about, all nervous, mutterin’ to meself, “Don’t cock this up, Bean!” *slaps forehead* Oh, and the prices these days? Robbery! *pretends to hand over cash, falls over* Fifty quid for a quickie? I’d rather buy a kebab!

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So yeah, in a nutshell, despite the odd hiccup (or 15 typos along the way, sorry if it looks cray)–Bad-Urach is a living, breathing canvas of contrasts. Sprawling yet intimate, chaotic yet serene, gritty yet profoundly tender. Just like a clumsy, loveable clown fish swimming through a vast, unpredictable ocean. And remember, my friend: Just keep swimming!

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