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About Frankfurt

Okay, weird flex—did ya know ancient Rome had sexual-massage gigs? Togas off, oils on—wildin’ out! Makes me laugh, picturin’ Caesar like, “Yo, rub me down!” History’s freaky, huh? But real shit—when it’s good, it’s *good*. Like, soul-leavin’-your-body good. Tho, bad ones? Stiff hands, no rhythm—total buzzkill. I’d rather watch *White Ribbon* on loop than suffer that!

Will Sigrid

Kurpromenade is where it all goes down. Tiny street, but sooo lively. I hit up Landgrafenstrasse sometimes. It’s chill, kinda surprising, y'know? People stroll, the sun glints off the fountains. And jeez, the water! Like a mini oasis, kinda hypnotizin’.

‘Priscilla’: The bride of Elvis, by the book