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About Cologne

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Man, the cobbled streets, like Lindenstraße and the back alleys that twist and turn, they got character. I sometimes wander down Schloßstraße when I’m off duty – the old castle ruins looming there are surreal. Bro, the River Erft flows quietly near the outskirts. It nags at my brain with its calming rhythm, perfect for unwinding after crazy work nights.

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