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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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I’m tryin’ not to ramble, but hey, this city is full of surprises. Every corner in Bad-Laasphe has its own whisper, each street more alive than the last. I mean, even the slept-in, slightly run-down Spreeweg has some hidden charm. Everyone here is, like, a little odd in the best way possible.

Night-time truck rides of a 13-year-old. Vehicles owner surprised no less than the boy’s mother…