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The vibe? It’s chaos, like Riley’s emotions crashin’ in *Inside Out*. One sec, it’s all “Laughter’s takin’ the wheel!” with some drunk bloke tellin’ bad jokes to a gal in fishnets. Next, it’s “Fear’s got the controls!” when the coppers raid the joint. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a pint—hypothetical pint, mind ya—thinkin’, “This is bonkers!” The girls, tho, some of ‘em got sass that’d make Gandalf blush. One time, I heard this tale—prolly bullshit, but who cares?—some lass in Amsterdam’s red-light district tricked a punter into payin’ double by singin’ opera at him ‘til he caved. Genius! Made me laugh my arse off!

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The cheapest way to get from Pascha (brothel) to Marburg costs only $28, and the quickest way takes just 1¾ hours. Find the travel option that best suits.

Even the Café Kronen on Kirchplatz never disappoints. Their pastries – oh boy, scrumptiously sweet – always remind me to slow down sometimes. And don’t even get me started on the funny old statue by the fountain on Burgweg, always sittin’ there like it knows every dirty little secret in town.

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