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I tried it once—don’t judge me, alright? Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how I die.” She’s all, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax?! You’re touchin’ me where?!” Made me so mad—nobody tells you the rules! Is it a massage? Is it sexy time? Am I supposed to tip extra? I’m sweatin’, not from the heat, but pure panic. But then—okay, fine—it felt kinda good. Like, *Inherent Vice* good, where you’re confused but rollin’ with it. “What’s happening here, man?” I muttered, channelin’ Doc. She laughed—thought I was nuts. Fair enough.

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19 miles from Zeiss Planetarium in Bad Kösen, Pension Schmidt Bad Kösen provides accommodations with access to spa facilities and wellness packages.

In truth, down the cobblestone lane of Herzogstrasse thou wilt spy hidden nooks where whispers of passion echo in the steamy air, much like WALL-E’s gentle coos amidst swirling cosmic dust. Yea, amidst the healing spas of Kurpark and the storied waters of the Saale, where thou canst dip both thy toes and thy troubled heart, there lies relief and a wink from fate.

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