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I tried it once, right? This chick, hands like steel, but soft – paradox, ya? She’s kneadin’ me, I’m groanin’ like “I’m not a machine!” – straight outta “Holy Motors,” that line! Felt like Monsieur Oscar, switchin’ roles – strong, then weak, then bam, alive! Surprised me how it’s not just sexy, but deep – soul stuff, ya know? Relaxes ya balls and ya brain, double win!

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Oh my gosh, buddy, Bad-Homburg-vor-der-Höhe is WOWWW! I’m totally ready! First off, the streets here are super charming, like Hauptstraße and Bahnhofstraße – super vibe-y for meeting rad peeps on our dating app nights! I mean, seriously, exploring the tight alleys near Schlosspark is like stepping into Pan's Labyrinth – “This is the labyrinth, my friend!” And okay, let me tell ya: every nook here feels alive, eh?