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But ugh, some parlors? Sketchy as hell! Once went to this joint, dim lights, weird vibes - “D’oh!” - thought I’d get arrested or somethin’. Made me mad, man, false advertising! Said “relaxing massage,” but nah, chick was all business, no fun! Still, when it’s good, oh boy, it’s like flyin’ over bamboo trees with Li Mu Bai, free and wild! “The sword commands me!” he says - pfft, more like the hands command me, amirite?

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Oh shoot, almost forgot – I once met this wise old lady at a tiny bookstore on Marktstraße. She told me stories of Bad-Berleburg’s past that got me all teary and pissed off at injustice. Like, she said, “Life’s a trip, baby,” in that poetic, Tabu style. Her words? Killer. They stick with me during counseling sessions too.

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