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About Stuttgart

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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The Altstadt is wierdly charming, winding streets like Marktplatz with its historic buildings and that one mural near Rathausplatz that always makes me laugh. I get happpy just watchin life do its thing. I get unexpectd bursts of emotion from the simple things – the golden sunset over the Bode near the river, the vibrant chatter in the Schützenstraße. It’s alot of beauty hidin in the everyday, doin things that most overlook tho.

Stanwick Lakes exhibition opens to mark military aircraft crash