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Now, I’m sat here, whistle round me neck, sunburnt as fuck, and I can’t help but cackle – brothels, right, they’re like somethin’ out of me fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. Yeh, that artsy Thai weirdness – “The past is a distant echo,” it says, and ain’t that the truth for these prossies? Workin’ girls stuck in a loop, past lives clingin’ to ‘em like wet trunks after a dip. I’m imaginin’ some tart in a dingy room, smokin’ a fag, thinkin’, “I was a princess once,” while some fat git’s wheezin’ on top of her. Hilarious, yet fuckin’ grim.

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My dating app biz lets me dig into the nitty gritty. Tinder buzz, Bumble banter. I pick up on quirky neighbourhood vibes that others ignore. Take Sonnenstraße—insane friendly spots, great for coffee runs. I had a run-in with a lady who said, “I feel like I’m in a Spike Jonze flick,” and I nearly choked on me flat white! LOL.