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About Munich

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

Christoph Krause

We also come to brothels and prostitution establishments in Amberg, Neumarkt, Bamberg, Bayreuth, Würzburg and Kitzingen. We would be happy to consult you on.

Oh man, then there’s the Vils River. It just flows like your busy thoughts when you’re lying on my massage table, trippin’ on relaxation. And you can wander along the riverside on Amberger Wiesenweg. I often catch a sunset there – it’s dramatic, like nature’s own ending scene.

Lucie Amberg Named Biz 417 Editor