Ashley Altusried Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Real talk, tho - word’s got baggage. Medieval times, they’d brand ya for it, literal hot iron shit. Nuts, right? Makes me pissed - judgey pricks back then. Still now, too. Callin’ someone whore’s like, lazy insult #1. Gets me heated! But also, kinda funny - how it’s in songs, movies, everywhere. Like, Shakespeare threw it in *Othello* - “an old black ram is tupping your white ewe.” Whore vibes, sneaky sex stuff.

Willkommen am Rain

Altusried in the majestic Allgäu is great to see by hot air balloon, by foot, or driving along the Upper Swabian Baroque Route.

I’m definitely a bit quirky now – maybe ’cause of all the late-night coding sessions n’ coffee overload – but I truly adore every cracked cobblestone and every neon sign. It’s like, bam, you see passion in every small detail. Ugh, sometimes I get cray-cray over a new dating trend, but then, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” lines echo in my head: “I feel the weight of the world and love like no other.” Seriously, it’s deep.

Matthias Reim