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Hate how they think they’re sly. She’s batting lashes, offering “services” while I’m tryna log mileage. I’m like, “Woman, I transport goods, not your sorry ass.” Little known fact—back in ‘98, some hooker hid in a grain shipment, got busted at the border when she sneezed glitter. True story, swear on my mustache. This one? She’s yammering about her “art”—yeah, art of screwing up my day. “I am like the wind,” she says, quoting my damn movie. Wind? More like a fart in my cab.

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I’ve made some mistakes – oops, my bad – like one time I got lost on Kleiner Weg near the locals’ hangout, Altusried Café, and ended up tearing out my hair. I was like “This town is a maze!” but then, like in the movie “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,” I realized: “everything is beautiful, in its own broken way.”

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