Anna Altstadt Sud Whore ❤️

About Munich

So, whores—legends, yeah? Been around since forever, mate. Oldest job, they say—older than Churchill’s cigars! Gets me thinkin’, them girls got guts—standin’ there, freezin’ their arses off, skirts hiked up, while blokes leer like dogs. Pisses me off, it does—lads actin’ all high and mighty, but who’s payin’ who, eh? Hypocrisy, bloody stinks worse than the Thames at low tide! Still, I tip me hat—whores got spine, takin’ no shit, like that line in Timbuktu: “The cow doesn’t moo for nothing.” They’re out there, hustlin’, survivin’—fuckin’ warriors in fishnets.

Altstadt Sud

Man, there’s Rother Straße, a narrow, twisty lane full of old brick houses and quirky cafes where I sit with clients. I always say "everything is connected" – like in Synecdoche, New York, "You're the universe in ecstasy, dolore!" which kinda sums it up. The vibe here is more than just a bunch of streets; it’s a living, breathing story.

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