Ruby Altes Lager Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Little known fact—did ya know “whore” comes from old English, “hore,” meanin dirt or filth? Ain’t that a kicker? Society’s been trashin these folks forever, but who’s really filthy? The fat cats exploitin everyone! I read this story once—some gal in the 1800s, workin the docks, got arrested 50 times, kept goin back. Why? No choice! “My punishment is greater than I can bear,” like Solomon said—same damn struggle, just a different cage.

Altes Detroit Brewing Co.

With a frothy head and a malt-forward flavor (a result of all that barley), Altes is a meticulously re-created version of your granddad's favorite no-frills suds.

I keep rerenting the story in my head, like, "Don't let your dreams and desires differ, but they can destroy if not treated, know what I mean?" That’s some deep stuff from the movie! And dude, you gotta try the local café near Hauptstrasse – coffee that makes your toes tingle with joy or something wild like that.

Altes lager advertisement through the years