Gabriella Altes Lager Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the typos—fuck, I’m typin’ fast, prolly fucked up “whore” somwhere back there, whores, whroe, ha! Laugh at that shit, ‘cause it’s messy, like life. Sarcasm? Pfft, people call ‘em dirty, but who’s dirtier—the suit payin’ or her? My opinion—let ‘em work, let ‘em eat, greed’s the engine, baby. Exaggerate? Sure, Candy’s out there slayin’ dragons in stilettos, savin’ the world one trick at a time—fuckin’ superhero shit.

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With a frothy head and a malt-forward flavor (a result of all that barley), Altes is a meticulously re-created version of your granddad's favorite no-frills suds.

So, my dear friend, pack your bags, wear comfy shoes – ‘cause this place will rub your tired soul and then twist it into a dance! Remember: "Sometimes, the truth is hard to swallow." But here, you can chew on it slowly, letting every beat of Altes-Lager seep into your bones. I'm telling ya, it's a journey of wild twists, just like a real soap opera!

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