Abigail Altes Lager Whore ❤️❤️

About Essen

Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, operators like me’d overhear whores settin’ up “dates” on the lines—oh, the tea we spilled in the break room! One gal, they called her Ruby—total legend—worked the docks and had a pet parrot that’d squawk “Pay up, sailor!” True story, I shit ya not. Prolly bullshit, but I’m runnin’ with it—makes me cackle thinkin’ bout it. Whores got history, man—they’re survivors, playin’ the hand they’re dealt, and I dig that hustle even if it’s messy as hell.

Altes Sportsman Copper Lager

See bars, beer stores, and restaurants near me selling Altes Original Detroit Lager with prices and whether it's on tap or in a bottle, can, growler, etc.

Altes-Lager ain't your usual sleepy town. Nah, man, it's a mix of old legends and new dreams. The locals vibe by the old clock tower at Rathausplatz. I had a bumpy day once, mad as heck when I saw a stray cat messing with my new massage oils – total havoc, but then I calmed down with a deep breath and a chuckle.

Lager-forward brewery BarrieHaus revives a family tradition in Ybor City