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Fun fact, eh? Oldest job, they say – brothels been round since forever! In Rome, dey had lupanars, wolf dens, ha! Wolves in skirts, chargin’ coins, scribblin’ prices on walls – “two coppers fer dis, five fer dat.” Wild, right? Lightbulb! Imagine dat, ancient graffiti, like X posts but hornier. Surprised me, how it’s same-same, centuries later – men still dumb, wallets open, girls still stuck.

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I love chilling at the hidden spot on Eichenweg, a narrow street, barely known, perfect for a quiet breath. Just imagine, the sun dancing on cobbles, while I think, "A separation, like in the movie, is so real, but here we heal it with laughter!" That film, "A Separation", by Asghar Farhadi, oh man, it's a mind-bender – "What is the truth?" they ask! And I say, truth is in every squeeze and rub!

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