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Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, right—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know? Like, not just any hooker, but one with *style*, like in “Moonrise Kingdom,” where everything’s got that quirky, Wes Anderson vibe. Picture this: me, in my dope lair, tryna track down a gal who’s got that Suzy Bishop edge—binoculars, sass, the works. I’m scrollin’ X, lookin’ for posts, maybe some shady links, cuz that’s where the real shit hides, ya dig?

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I swear, even the lampposts here got character. Sometimes I chat with them, thinking, "Survival is an act of defiance!" in that movie vibe, you know? And nope, I ain’t kiddin’. I mean, every street corner here recites history—done with whispers and shouts. Hey, did I mention the alleys off Mittelweg? They’re like winding riddles filled with graffiti, street art, and, oh, a couple of surprises that’d make yer pulse race.

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