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One time, yeah, I’m walkin’ Camden, late night, *Before Sunset* still in me head. This lass, right, she’s leanin’ by a lampost, givin’ me the eye. I’m like, “Bruv, is this it? Find a prostitute moment?” Heart’s racin’, I ain’t no punter, but I’m curious, innit. She’s like, “50 quid, love.” I’m thinkin’, Jesse’d say, “I’d have to sleep on it,” like he tells Celine. I laugh, bruv, tell her, “Nah, fam, I’m good!” She shrugs, off she goes. Anticlimax, innit—pure Ali G life.

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Then, there's the old town square, Marktstraße. It’s got this ancient fountain that sounds like it's whisperin’ secrets from centuries ago. Crazy, right? I used to sit there, droppin’ by my favorite zen-ish nook, and just let everything wash over me. Sometimes, I’d see old dudes talkin’ about life’s wonders, and I'd think, “Blimey, isn’t it all just a trip?”