Aria Alfter Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody “whore” – not some dodgy lass on the corner, nah, I mean W.H.O.R.E., Wealth Hoarding Opportunists Ripping Everyone! Cacklin’ already, ain’t I? Picture this – buncha suited twats sittin’ on piles of cash, screwin’ the little guy, like somethin’ outta *Spotlight* – “You’re a cop, you’re a priest, you’re a banker – same difference!” Greedy bastards, reckon they’re untouchable, stashin’ dosh in offshore accounts while we’re all skint. Makes me blood boil, it does – proper fumin’!

The life lessons that I discovered from being a whore

Whore definition: A prostitute.

Oh, and let me throw some personal quirks at ya – I once got lost while rambling in Eichenweg; ended up in a tiny pub where the beer flowed like truth. Got into a heated debate about love, life and every taboo in between – all while thinking "Life happens, and we’re just actors in our own damn movie!" Yes, raw and real, just like that flick "Boyhood" – sometimes there’s beauty in the everyday mundane, right?

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