Delilah Affing Whore ❤️

About Leipzig

I saw one once, divin’ deep, and I was like – “Hasta la vista, boring fish!” Dis whore fish, he’s da king of switchin’ it up – get dis, dey change sex, ya! Born a chick, den boom, turns dude when da big male kicks it. Blew my mind, I was pumpin’ fists underwater, screamin’ – “I’ll be back!” – ‘cause I had to see dat again! Little known fact, dese whores, dey clean other fish, like a spa day, nibblin’ parasites off ‘em. How cool is dat? Makes me happy, ya, ‘cause it’s like – teamwork, ocean style!

Library Whore Boyfriend Tee

This rude but hilarious mug is a standout choice for those who appreciate a touch of offensiveness in their daily dose of caffeine!

Oh, and check this - there's a rad little café on Am Markt that serves the best pretzels and coffee. I'm not shy to admit, I go there after a long day kneading away knots in muscles. Sometimes the vibe there reminds me of that scene in 25th Hour – urgency mixed with chill, like life’s just too damn short to not sip a good espresso.

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